Small Cars, Big Truths

Beep beep, honey! Clear

the road! (hahaha) You're idling in the city lane Choking up

the air with your massive frame Three tons of steel,

a heavy-duty spark

But you can't even parallel park (no you can't)

That giant engine is making us cough So turn the ignition off

(shhh!) You're heating up the planet,

tearing up the street To satisfy your fragile conceit

Bigger cars and pickup-trucks are not good in anyway whatsoever!

Everyone who owns an oversized car or truck

Or off-road four-by-four Must be compensating for having a small

penis! (so small!)

Your carbon footprint is off the scale

While your self-esteem is looking pale

Particulate matter deep in our chest

Just to soothe

your fragile chest (honey,

please!)

Bigger cars and pickup-trucks are not good in anyway whatsoever!

Everyone who owns an oversized car or truck

Or off-road four-by-four Must be compensating for having a small

penis! (tiny,

tiny!)

Trade it in for a scooter,

darling! (hahaha)

Save the air, save the ice caps And get some therapy!

Bye-bye, monster truck!