Small Cars, Big Truths

Beep beep,

honey! Clear

the

road! (hahaha)

You're idling in the city lane

Choking up the air with your massive frame

Three tons of steel,

a heavy-duty spark

But you can't even parallel park (no you can't)

That giant engine

is making us cough

So turn the ignition off (shhh!) You're heating up the planet,

tearing up the street

To satisfy your fragile conceit

Bigger cars and pickup-trucks are not good in anyway whatsoever!

Everyone who owns an oversized car or truck Or off-road four-by-four

Must be compensating for having

a small penis! (so small!)

Your carbon footprint is off the scale

While your self-esteem is looking pale

Particulate matter

deep in our chest

Just to soothe your fragile chest (honey,

please!)

Bigger cars and pickup-trucks are not good in anyway whatsoever!

Everyone who owns an oversized car or truck Or off-road four-by-four

Must be compensating for having

a small penis! (tiny,

tiny!)

Trade it in for a scooter,

darling! (hahaha)

Save the air, save the ice caps And get some therapy!

Bye-bye, monster truck!