Cooked In The Backyard

Yeah, yeah,

yeah… Callum,

you better sit down for this one

Nicky 2 Shoes in the building!

Callum walks in like he runs the whole place,

Then trips on his shoes and falls on his face,

Talking real big, but we know that’s cap,

Bro’s Wi-Fi signal got more connection than his rap!

Callum thinks he’s tough,

but he’s really just loud,

Shows up five minutes late and still wants a crowd,

Trying to be the main character every single day,

But even the background characters say,

“Bro, move

away!”

Callum,

Callum, what you gonna

do?

Nicky 2 Shoes just cooked you!

(cooked you!) You talk so tough,

but we know the truth,

Two shoes on and Nicky still out-tuffs

you!

Callum’s got jokes, but nobody laughs,

He tells one story and it lasts three halves,

Trying to flex like he’s got that fame,

But the only thing famous is forgetting his name!

Nicky got the shoes,

Callum got none, Nicky stepped in and the battle was done,

Callum looked around like,

“Wait, that’s unfair!” Nah bro,

you just got cooked in your own backyard!

(cooked!) So

Callum, take notes,

this lesson is free,

Nicky

2 Shoes is who you wanna be!

No

hard feelings, it’s all just a game— But next time you see

Nicky… REMEMBER

THE NAME!