Quadlasher James

James, clean your glasses! (what?)

Four eyes staring at a broken screen

Spills his coffee on the main machine

Tripped on a wire,

took the server down

Now he's the most hated guy in town!

Oh James!

You got four eyes but you cannot see!

(no you can't!) James!

Breaking everything systematically! Every single job is a total catastrophe!

Four eyes blinking in the office light

Put the output folder in the trash tonight

Locked the keys inside the master vault

And he still tries to claim it's not his fault!

One, two,

three, four lenses Driving everybody past their senses (arrgh!) James,

just walk away!

Oh James! You got four eyes but you cannot see!

(no you can't!) James!

Breaking everything systematically! Every single job is a total catastrophe!

Four eyes, zero clues!

(bye James!)