Jenny’s McFeast Maelstrom

(chomp

chomp) (hahaha)

Jenny walks into the kitchen floor

Clears the pantry then she looks for more

Every cupboard has been swept clean

Finest vacuum that you've ever seen

Oh Jenny loves the drive-thru run

Double burgers on a sesame bun

Fryer grease and golden arches high

Eats 'em all beneath the summer sky (yummmm)

She knows the workers at the register

They keep the hot fries waiting just for her

A mountain of cardboard boxes on the floor

And still she's planning to order more

Ten warm apple pies in a single row

Watch the giant chocolate shakes flow

No crumb left, no fry out of place

A look of pure triumph on her face (gobble gobble)

Oh Jenny loves the drive-thru run

Double burgers on a sesame bun

Fryer grease

and golden arches high

Eats 'em all beneath the summer sky (hooray!)

And the kitchen is completely bare! (ahhhh)