Santa’s Coming Down The Chimney

(haha) I heard a little something on the roof last night Sounded like

somebody having trouble getting right I looked outside and what did I

see? A big red coat stuck in my Christmas tree

I heard a voice say,

“Ho, ho, ho!” Then something landed with a great big thud below

I ran downstairs and there he stood Santa Claus himself looking mighty

good

Santa’s coming down the chimney Better hide those cookies,

honey

He’s coming down the chimney tonight

He’s got a sack on his shoulder

And he’s getting a little older

But he’s still gonna make things right

Santa’s coming down the chimney

And I think he wants some company So leave a little something

by the tree

He’ll bring you something nice

If you’ve been good all year

And if you haven’t… well,

we’ll see!

He asked me where the kitchen was I said,

“Santa, why?”

He said, “I’ve been flying all night And I’m a hungry guy”

He found the cookies on the counter And he found the milk

beside

Then he looked at me and said “Son,

you got anything fried?”

He checked his list

He checked it twice

He looked at me and said,

“You’ve been…

mostly nice.” I said,

“Mostly?”

He said,

“Don’t argue, son.”

Then he grabbed another cookie And said,

“I’ve got work to get done.”

He climbed back up the chimney

With a belly full of pie

Then he stopped and looked at me

And winked one sleepy eye

He said, “Merry Christmas,

Kenji

Keep singing those country songs”

Then he disappeared into the night And I heard those reindeer moving

on

Santa’s coming down the chimney

Better hide those cookies,

honey He’s coming down the chimney tonight

He’s got a sack on his shoulder And he’s getting a little

older But he’s still gonna make things right

Santa’s coming down the chimney And I think he’s doing pretty well

So Merry Christmas, everybody And I’ll see you next year!

Ho, ho, ho…

Now where’d I put those cookies?