Scrambled Drain Chaos

HE KNOWS HIS SHIT!

HE’S GOT A FUCKIN’ COLANDER ON HIS HEAD!

THAT DOESN’T CHANGE THE POINT!

NEITHER WOULD A LOAF OF BREAD!

HE’LL HEAR YER OUT!

HE’LL CHANGE HIS MIND!

SOUND!

WHY’S THE HANDLE POINTIN’ SIDEWAYS?!

HE SEES BOTH SIDES!

THROUGH THE

FUCKIN’ HOLES?! HOLES— HOLES— BOTH SIDES—

AAAAH—

HE’S CHECKIN’ THE ASSUMPTION!

I’M CHECKIN’ IF THAT’S FROM ME KITCHEN!

LET HIM FINISH!

I NEED IT FOR ME FUCKIN’ TEA!

THERE’S A LINK!

THERE’S A PATTERN! THERE’S A PASTA SHELL!

JUST ABOVE HIS EYEBROW!

HE’S CONSIDERIN’ EVERY ANGLE!

HE CAN’T TURN LEFT!

THE HANDLE’S IN THE CURTAIN!

IF— BUT—

UNLESS—

ALTHOUGH—

LAD— LAD— YER COLANDER’S ON THE WONK!

HE DOESN’T WANNA GET IT WRONG!

HE’S HAD THAT FUCKER ON ALL NIGHT!

HE’S OPEN TO CORRECTION!

THEN TELL HIM IT’S NOT A FUCKIN’ HAT!

DID THAT LAND?

WHAT DID SHE MEAN?

SHE SAID “NICE HAT”!

WHAT D’YOU FUCKIN’ RECKON?!

COULD’VE BEEN SINCERE!

YEAH! COULD’VE BEEN A FUCKIN’ CHEF!

SO THINK LESS?!

NAH, LAD! THINK IT THROUGH!

JUST GIVE US ONE POINT— AN’

ME COLANDER TOO!

LET IT THROUGH— LET IT DRAIN—

ALL

THEM LITTLE HOLES—

STILL TOO MUCH TO

EXPLAIN—

HE’S TAKEN IT OFF!

THANK FUCK FOR THAT.

HE WANTS TO EXPLAIN WHY HE WORE IT.

PUT IT BACK ON.