Midge Pidge Don’t Deal

Yeah, we talking 'bout the one and only

Midge Pidge!

Yeah, she short, but she don't take no shit

Listen up!

(ha ha ha)

Midge Pidge is sick of your shit

She don't give a single fuck about

it Standin' four-foot-eleven, she a giant in the pit

Midge Pidge is sick of your shit (straight

up)

She might look small,

barely reachin' your chest

But she'll put your whole crew to the test

Crushin' tacos with the hot sauce,

livin' her best

Then she puts on slasher flicks,

ignoring the rest (slice 'em up)

She loves the horror,

blood on the screen

Shortest baddest queen that you

ever seen

Midge Pidge is sick of your shit

She don't give a single fuck about it

Standin' four-foot-eleven, she a giant in the pit

Midge Pidge is sick of your shit (straight up)

Yeah, pocket-sized menace on the loose (watch out)

Sipping on the juice,

cutting loose

Tacos on Tuesday, Michael Myers on the night shift Try to cross

her path and watch your perspective shift

Midge Pidge is sick of your shit She don't give a single

fuck about it

Standin' four-foot-eleven, she a giant in the pit

Midge Pidge is sick of your shit (straight

up)

Yeah, short stature, tall attitude (uh-huh)

Midge

Pidge! We

out