Bring Back The Old Guy

We miss the old guy,

let’s make that clear,

Ever since you showed up,

the vibes disappeared. New guy pulled up like he runs the place,

Whole room went quiet like,

“Who invited this face?”

Thought you were the upgrade,

thought you were the star,

But compared to the old guy,

you’re not even close by far.

He had the skill,

he had the game,

You hit the ice and embarrass your name.

Old guy was better,

yeah, we miss him every day,

Then you showed up and somehow ruined the whole play.

We had a good one,

then you came around,

Now we’re all looking for the old guy to come back around.

Jacob, Jacob, thought you had the crown,

One game on the ice and you’re getting shut down.

You wanted the spotlight,

wanted all the fame,

But the only thing you’re known for is being bad at the

game. New guy came in thinking he’d take the throne,

Now the whole squad wishes you’d leave us alone.

Old guy was better,

that’s all we gotta say,

Bring him back tomorrow — you can stay away.

Can’t

score, can’t skate, what are you doing out there?

Everybody watching like, “Is he even aware?”

Talk a big game but you don’t back it up,

Step on the ice and immediately mess it up.

Jacob, sit down, this isn’t your show,

You act like you’re a star but we all say no.

You wanted the spotlight,

now you got the heat,

But the old guy had you beat before you stepped on the

sheet.

New guy, new problem,

same old joke,

Every time you touch the puck,

another play gets broke.

We had a good one,

then you came our way,

Bring the old guy back — Jacob,

stay away.

Old guy was better,

everybody knows,

Now pack up your stick and go home.

(go home)