

VOICE 2: Where do the frogs live then?
VOICE 1: Liverpool.
VOICE 2: Where in Liverpool?
VOICE 1: Everywhere, lad.
VOICE 2: I've never seen one.
VOICE 1: You've never seen a Liverpool frog?
VOICE 2: No. VOICE 1: Jesus Christ.
VOICE 1:
Under Lime Street.
Sefton Park.
Down the docks.
VOICE 2: They're under Lime Street?
VOICE
1: Yeah. VOICE 2: How many?
VOICE 1: I don't do the census.
VOICE 2: What about the Liver Birds?
VOICE 1: What about them?
VOICE
2: Do they eat the frogs?
VOICE 1:
They're made of copper.
VOICE 2: So?
VOICE 1: SO
THEY DON'T GET HUNGRY.
VOICE 2: What do the frogs eat?
VOICE 1: Flies. VOICE 2: Liverpool flies?
VOICE 1:
Obviously.
VOICE
2: What's different about them?
VOICE 1: The accent.
VOICE
2: Can a frog get the ferry?
VOICE 1: Course it can.
VOICE 2: Need a ticket?
VOICE 1: Depends. VOICE
2: On what?
VOICE
1: Whether it's
going Birkenhead.
VOICE 2: Could it swim?
VOICE 1: Don't be ridiculous.
VOICE 2: It's a frog.
VOICE 1: IT'S A BIG RIVER.
BOTH: WHERE ARE THE FROGS?
LIVERPOOL!
WHERE IN LIVERPOOL?
ALL OVER! CAN THEY CROSS THE MERSEY?
ON THE FERRY!
VOICE
2: Then they're Wirral frogs.
VOICE 1: No they're not.
VOICE 2: They're in Birkenhead.
VOICE
1: VISITING. VOICE 2: Still reckon they could swim it.
VOICE
1: Oh, fuck off.