

Oh, Zack... (mmmmm)
When Zack walks down our little street
The pavement starts to feel the heat
He loves a triple-decker cheese
And orders extra portions,
please
He says it's just some heavy bones
As he buys three ice cream cones (three of them!)
Zack is larger than life itself
Clearing every single kitchen shelf
Our big buddy, our heavy-weight friend
With a love for snacks that never ends!
He tried a diet yesterday
But threw the celery sticks away
He saw a pizza on the screen
And ended up eating the whole scene (hahaha)
We love him just the way he
is
Even if the scale is in a fizz
Big heart, big frame,
big appetite
Zack is larger than life itself
Clearing every single kitchen shelf
Our big buddy, our heavy-weight friend
With a love for snacks that never ends!
(never ends!)
Oh, Zack...
Leave a slice for me... (please?)