Jenny’s Pie Kingdom

Yeah, we're talking about Jenny

Jenny's in the kitchen

searching through the dark

Every single cabinet

is stripped and bare and stark

Can't leave a single crumb

or a crust upon the plate

She's hunting down the pantry

to satisfy her fate

(oh no)

Oh, Jenny eats all of the pies

No food is safe before

her eyes

A powerful force of appetite

Clearing out the plates tonight

(yeah, all the pies)

She locks the cellar door but she finds a way inside

There's no sweet or savory dish

that can ever hide

A constant grand parade of the bakery on display

She sweeps the counters clean

as she makes her daily way

(sweeps it clean)

Can't leave a slice Can't leave a crumb

Here she comes (here she comes)

Oh, Jenny eats all of the pies

No food is safe before her eyes

A powerful force of appetite Clearing out the plates tonight

(every single one, yeah)

No more pies left (none at all) (ahhhh)