Santa's Gonna Need A Bigger Truck

Santa checked his list at half past nine

Said, “Everything's looking pretty fine”

Then he got to Texas and he shook his head “Somebody's been

doing Christmas shopping again” There's a big ol' toolbox,

a new pair of boots

A barbecue pit and a pair of spurs too

A twelve-point buck ain't gonna fit in the sleigh And there's a

horse trailer sitting in the driveway

He looked at Rudolph,

then he looked at me

Said, “Son, I think we've got a problem,

you see”

Santa's gonna need a bigger truck That sleigh ain't got enough room

to haul this stuff He's got coolers,

guitars, and a smoker out back

And somebody ordered a brand-new Cadillac The reindeer are tired and the

elves are stuck

Santa's gonna need a bigger truck (yeah!)

Mrs. Claus said, “Honey,

don't forget the ranch” There's a new pair of jeans and a

feed-store advance

Somebody wants a six-foot Christmas tree Somebody else wants a big-screen TV

Santa said, “I've never seen a list this long” I said,

“Welcome to Texas, Santa.

Something's gone wrong” He pulled out his phone and called the North

Pole

Said, “Tell the elves we're gonna need another load”

Santa's gonna need a bigger truck That sleigh ain't got enough room

to haul this stuff He's got coolers,

guitars, and a smoker out back

And somebody ordered a brand-new Cadillac The reindeer are tired and the

elves are stuck

Santa's gonna need a bigger truck

Well, Rudolph got a hitch put on his harness

Dasher learned to pull a trailer through the darkness

Santa traded eight reindeer for a diesel crew

And said, “Merry Christmas,

boys—I've got work to do!”

Eight-point buck? Load it up!

Barbecue pit? Load it up!

Pair of boots?

Load it up!

What about that horse trailer? (ha!)

...Santa just sighed.

Santa's gonna need a bigger truck That sleigh ain't got enough room

to haul this stuff He's got coolers,

guitars, and a smoker out back And somebody still wants that brand-new

Cadillac The North Pole called and they're running out of luck

So Santa's gonna need—

A bigger truck! Yeah,

Santa... You're gonna need a bigger truck!