

No, listen to me.
(Listen) Listen to
the words coming out of my mouth.
No, that's not what I asked you!
You've got your local box,
right?
Your own little garden,
your own little pond.
And then you've got the corporate API.
(Wait, is that the same thing?)
No!
It is not the same thing,
you absolute turnip!
One is a hammer in your personal toolbox,
The other
is a product boundary!
Just because they call the same hosted model Doesn't mean they share
a living room!
(But they both use the cloud?) Ah,
kill me now, please.
Where does it run,
lad? (What does it do?)
They're different questions, lad!
Where does it run,
lad? (What does it do?) They're
different questions, lad! Hosting is not purpose!
Autonomy is a separate axis!
Your workstation is not the production pipeline.
(Is that where the frog lives?) What?
No! Forget the frog!
If it crosses a defined interface,
It's a product function,
not a local script!
Infrastructure is just an implementation detail.
Do not reach into my toolbox from the public network!
(But it's all one big pond though?) I am going to throw
this pint at the wall.
Where does it run,
lad? (What does it do?) They're different questions,
lad!
Where does it run,
lad?
(What does it do?)
They're different questions,
lad! Two environments. Three purposes.
Keep them separate.
(So... we don't put the model in the pond?) Just get your
coat, mate. (hahaha)