

Mellian...
Also known as
Bob... And
Mel...
Two legends...
Two cheesers... One brain cell. (ha!)
Hi, I'm Mellian,
but they call me Bob,
I play Ironsing Duskguard,
and I never stop.
They ask me, "Bob,
why that build every day?"
'Cause if it ain't a True Combo...
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY!
True combo... True combo...
That's all I know...
MEL AND BOB!
THE CHEESE COMBINATION!
DUSKGUARD BUILDS... DESTROYING THE NATION!
TRUE COMBO BOB...
HANDGUN MEL...
CENTRAL AUTHORITY... SEND US STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Hi, I'm Mel...
I get mad when I lose...
Can't play another build...
So I know what I'll choose...
Switch slots...
Duskguard Axe...
Silentheart comes alive...
Offhand gun comes out...
Now watch that health bar DIIIIIIIIIVE!
One M1...
Another M1...
A bar and a half...
That's all I need...
Then I pull out the gun...
'Cause apparently...
THAT'S HOW I PLAY WEIRD!
WE'RE MEL!
WE'RE BOB!
WE'RE HERE TO CHEEEEESE!
IF IT DOESN'T TRUE COMBO...
WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLEEEEEASE!
DUSKGUARD!
IRON SING!
SILENTHEART!
GUN!
TWO ABSOLUTE WEIRDOS...
AND WE'RE NOT DONE!
Mellian...
Also known as Bob...
True combo...
Or nothing.
Mel...
Switch slots...
Pull the gun...
And somehow...
Call that skill.