Vincent's Cracked Cravings

Vincent walked down to the corner store

With a quiet stride and a heavy chore

He needed some flour and a loaf of rye

And a little white powder

to catch his eye

He bought his bread,

then he bought his COCAINE!

(yi-haw-haw-haw-giggle) Oh, he goes absolutely out of his brain!

He dreams of Andrew Page,

a chud in the flood

A rugged country boy who loves playing in the mud

He hides his thoughts of that muddy man

With a fresh baked loaf

and a silver can

He loves the way

Andrew tractor-drifts the clay

But he has to keep his wild desires at bay

He sliced his bread,

then he snorted COCAINE!

(hee-hee-haaaa-woo-hoo) He's running down the road,

completely insane!

Crying out for Andrew,

the king of the spud

That beautiful big chud who is covered in mud!

Just a loaf of bread,

some mud, and Andrew Page (hahahaha-cough)