Beauty And The Stink

(hoo-wee) Randy kicks off,

shoes on the floor

Gorgeous lil' toes, but wait,

there is more

They sparkle

like stars in the sky

Then BAM,

a wild breeze passes by

A scent so strong it should be banned

Neighbors start sneezin' all over the land And the dogs

make a getaway plan (sniff sniff)

Even the Febreze cries,

"Not me, man!" But Randy just grins,

wiggles again "Beauty and the Stink,"

that is how we roll (yeah)

Now the air is thick,

the curtains are pale

Even the house cat

started to wail

But Randy just chuckles,

enjoying the draft

Oh the windows are open

But there is no escape

From the sparkling toes That redesigned the landscape (hahaha)

Even the Febreze cries,

"Not me, man!" But Randy just grins,

wiggles again "Beauty and the Stink,"

that is how we roll

(no way, man)

Yeah,

beauty and the stink (ahhhh)