

My mother says there's no such thing as monsters But
I know better (shh)
Behind the door is the one who snores
Under the bed is one who plays dead
And in the closet is a sort of whatzit woozle Who plays
with the poodle (hehehe)
They think I've lost my noodle over the woozle But I think
it's them that's a little loodle A little loodle
in their noodle
For you see, the woozle doesn't belong here!
It belongs in someone else's closet!
The woozle is lost,
something is going on Yeah,
the woozle is lost,
and we're dancing on
Behind the door, he's sleeping sound
Under the bed, no sound is found
But in the closet is that fuzzy whatzit woozle Still dancing with
the poodle
(woof woof)
They think I've lost my noodle
over the woozle
But I think it's them that's a little loodle
Yeah, a little loodle
in their noodle
For you see, the woozle doesn't belong here!
It belongs in someone else's closet!
The woozle is lost,
something is going on Yeah,
the woozle is lost,
and we're dancing on
Something is going on
The woozle is lost (bye bye)