Picnic vs. The Squirrel King

(go, Picnic, go!)

She's got a coat of pure English cream

A golden doodle who chases the dream

Her name is Picnic,

the strongest of all

Standing proud and standing tall

Ready to answer the battle call

Picnic, go and claim the crown!

Bring the heavy Squirrel King down!

He's the fattest in all the land But we've got a taco

party planned! (yeah!)

Deep in the branches,

up in the oak

The fat Squirrel King wore a velvety cloak

Eating all the acorns,

ruling the trees But Picnic is bringing him down to his knees

For the crunchiest tacos you ever did see!

One final leap,

the branches bend

The tyrant's reign has reached its end!

(she did it!)

Picnic, go and claim the crown!

Bring the heavy Squirrel King down!

He's the fattest in all the land

But we've got a taco party planned!

(tacos for everyone!)

Cream-colored champion, taco feast tonight Picnic won

the legendary fight

(good girl, Picnic)