Banana Phone Boogie

(ha!) (here we go)

I bought a self-help book to learn how to relax

It told me to light candles and avoid the facts

But I set my kitchen curtains on fire instead

Now I am meditating in a smoking shed (whoops)

Oh, everything is fine,

yes it is! (sure it is)

Just a little minor crisis,

do not worry kid!

We are laughing through the panic and the pain

Dancing as we slide right down the drain (woohoo!)

I tried to do some yoga on a wooden floor

My back went snap and I cannot reach the door I've been

staring at this dust bunny for three whole days

At least he is supportive of my lazy ways (hey buddy)

Oh, everything is fine,

yes it is! (sure it is)

Just a little minor crisis,

do not worry kid!

We are laughing through the panic and the pain

Dancing as we slide right down the drain (hahaha!)

Everything is great

Yeah, totally great (sighhh)