Not A Trash Can

(screeeeech) No! Stop right there!

(hold on) You walk into the room with a wrapper in your

hand

Looking for a place to toss it,

but you don't understand

You lift up the ceramic lid,

ready to let it fly

But I have got to stop you now,

and here is the reason why (no no)

Put down the tissues,

put down the plastic wrap

Don't drop it down the pipe,

it is a giant trap

Get ready for the lesson,

here is the basic map!

(three,

two, one!)

IT'S A TOILET! NOT A TRASH CAN!

(no, it's not!) Keep the garbage out,

that is the only plan!

IT'S A TOILET! NOT A TRASH CAN!

(flush it right!)

Only what is meant to go inside the pan!

Paper towels and cotton swabs will clog the sewer line

Wet wipes in the plumbing system will not end up fine

Just throw them in the waste basket,

it's sitting on the floor

So we don't have to call the plumber knocking at the door

(oh no)

Respect the pipes,

respect the flow

That's the only way to go (shhh)

Listen to the warning now...

IT'S A TOILET! NOT A TRASH CAN!

(no, it's not!)

Keep the garbage out,

that is the only plan!

IT'S A TOILET! NOT A TRASH CAN!

(flush it right!)

Only what is meant to go inside the pan!

Throw it in the bin (yeah) Don't commit the sin

IT'S A TOILET! (ahhh)