Sunday Morning Superstar

(ooh-ooh-yeah!) There’s somebody’s jacket on my chair

And one red heel

underneath the bed

I’ve got eleven

missed calls

And absolutely no idea what I said

There’s a receipt for a diner

Three towns over from where I live

I don’t remember going there But apparently I had something to give

Coffee in my hand

Sunglasses on

I look like hell But somehow I feel like a song

I’m a Sunday morning superstar

Looking like I fell out of a car

Hair’s a mess,

shoes are gone Still singing like nothing went wrong

I don’t know where we were

I don’t know what we did

But whatever happened last night I’m calling it a win

(yeah, a win!)

My phone says “Where are you?”

My mother says “Are you alive?” My best friend sent a photograph

That I’m choosing not to save

There’s lipstick on the coffee cup

And glitter on my sleeve

If this is what a disaster looks like

I think I can believe (hahaha)

Maybe I danced on a table

Maybe I stole somebody’s hat

Maybe I kissed somebody handsome

I’m not investigating that

I’m a Sunday morning superstar

Making breakfast in my underwear

Turn it up, let the neighbors know I’m alive and I’m ready

to go

I don’t know where we were

I don’t know what we did

But whatever happened last night

I’m calling it a win (woo!)

Now where’d I put my other shoe?