

Aaaaah... aaaah... aaaaaaah... (deep throat-singing drone fades in underneath) Ethaaaaan...
Haaaaastings...
Yeah!
C'mon! Check it
— ETHAN HASTINGS!
(Hastings!) MATH AND ISEE!
(uh!) PSAT! SAT! ACT!
TUTOR! (yeah!)
A graduate of Columbia University!
(Columbia!) Ethan holds a degree
— in Economics — (uh!) AND PHILOSOPHY!
(c'mon!) HE HAS EXPERIENCE!
(tutoring!) TUTORING MULTIPLE SUBJECTS!
(yeah!) ESPECIALLY MATH! (MAAAATH!) FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL — THROUGH GEOMETRY — AND
ALGEBRA 2!!! (Algebra TWO!)
(throat singing: hoooooooOOOOOooooo)
As well as the ISEE!
(scratch) The PSAT!
(scratch) The SAT!
(scratch) And the A-C-T!
(whoo!) Ethan supports students — of ALL grades — (all grades!) And
ABILITIES! (yeah!)
Successfully... identifying... problems... (throat singing rumble) Successfully...
identifying... PROBLEMS... (throat
singing rises) AND PROVIDING —
CLEAR EXPLANATIONS! (clear!)
THAT HELP HIS STUDENTS — THRIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
(thrive! thrive! thrive!) (monk
aaaaaaah) (throat singing: hooooooo) (guitar chug) ETHAN!
HASTINGS! MATH! AND! ISEE!
PSAT! SAT!
ACT! TUTOR!
Aaaaah... aaaah... Ethan Hastings...
tutor... (single cello note,
silence)