Best Date

Spicy Pad Thai sitting right on the couch.

Wearing the sweatpants with holes in the pouch.

Canceling plans at a quarter to eight.

Hitting the sofa to start on the date.

Dimming the bulbs and ignoring the phone.

Lowkey thriving just to rot in the zone.

Grabbing the remote, we're doing it again.

Skipping the recap for season number ten.

Welcome to the club,

stay inside Binge the show,

Let it slide Skip the intro,

Hit the play! Watch the screen!

Next one loads, Counting down!

Best DAMN DATE in the town!

(in the town)

Spilling the popcorn right onto the rug.

Passing the vape while ignoring the plug.

Asking what happened, entirely lost.

Sleeping right through all the drama and cost.

Nodding right off at a quarter to three.

Waking back up to a screaming TV.

Autoplay rolling right into the next.

Ghosting the group chat and muting the text.

No fancy dinner, no dressing in black.

Eating cold pizza, the vibe is unmatched.

Welcome to the club,

stay inside Binge the show,

Let it slide Skip the intro,

Hit the play! Watch the screen!

Next one loads, Counting down!

Best damn date in the town!

No cap!