Ribbit Relay Anthem

Good morning, everyone! Welcome to the

company. Before we get started,

we’re just going to go around the room and share our name,

our role… and one fun fact about ourselves!

Here is Dave from Finance,

he enjoys a country walk,

Sarah joined from Deloitte,

and once went to New York.

Martin has two Labradors,

Claire can bake a flan,

I’m a Principal Engineer— I have absolutely no idea who I am.

The slide says PEOPLE FIRST,

the slide says DREAM BIG,

the slide has six diverse stock-photo people pointing at a Post-it note

grid.

FUN! FROG! FACT! Tell us something we don’t know!

FUN! FROG! FACT! Round the fucking circle we go!

Name! Role! Interesting thing!

RIBBIT for the culture!

RIBBIT and begin! We’re collaborative!

We’re passionate! We’re agile and aligned!

And Kevin from Procurement has a frog collection of some kind!

Amazing, Kevin. Thank you for bringing your authentic self to work.

ribbit. Now here’s our company values,

there are seven, maybe nine,

INTEGRITY and OWNERSHIP in a tasteful sans-serif design.

There’s a portal for your pension,

there’s a portal for your leave,

there’s a portal for the other portals— please bookmark all of these.

Your laptop should be working,

your badge should let you through,

if neither of those statements is correct,

raise a ticket with IT Support Queue Two.

(ribbit, ribbit)

FUN! FROG! FACT!

Everybody take your turn!

FUN! FROG! FACT! There’s so very much to learn!

Jump! Grow! Synergise! Catch a fly!

Optimise! RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT WELCOME TO THE TEAM!

We are not merely employees.

We are

a family. Although legally,

obviously, we are employees.

From the LILY PAD OF PURPOSE!

To the POND OF POSSIBILITY!

We deliver CROAK-CENTRIC OUTCOMES with RADICAL ACCOUNTABILITY!

Every frog has a journey!

Every frog has a voice!

Every frog must complete the mandatory cybersecurity module by Friday!

BY FRIIIIIIIDAAAAAY!

FUN! FROG! FACT! WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD?

FUN! FROG! FACT! WHAT’S A HOBBY THAT YOU DO?

FUN! FROG! FACT! GIVE US SOMETHING LIGHT AND QUICK!

“I MAIN GENJI IN BRONZE”

Wow. …that’s impressive! Anyway!

WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME TO THE TEAM!

RIBBIT FOR EXCELLENCE! RIBBIT WITH PRIDE!

RIBBIT CROSS-FUNCTIONALLY! WITH STAKEHOLDERS ALIGNED!

WE ARE FROGS! WE HAVE VALUES!

WE HAVE SINGLE SIGN-ON!

WE ARE FROGS! WE HAVE PURPOSE!

Okay, fantastic. We’re actually running about fifteen minutes ahead,

so we’ll give you some time back.

TIME BAAAAAAAAACK! RIBBIT!