

(hahaha) Yo, check the feed!
Carol here, live from the county line bridge.
You won't believe this,
y'all. Tap that screen!
Got my phone on a stick,
looking over the edge Two hundred folks watching from the digital ledge
Is it chemical runoff,
or a local prank?
It's a neon bright turquoise from bank to bank (look at that!)
Dye in the creek,
dye in the creek!
It's blue and it's green and it's lasting a week!
Dye in the creek,
dye in the creek!
Carol's going viral, we're reaching the peak!
Old man Jenkins says the catfish are glowing But the stream is
still moving and the water keeps flowing Got the hearts flying up
on the left of the screen Funniest thing this county's ever seen
(oh lawd)
Dye in the creek,
dye in the creek!
It's blue and it's green and it's lasting a week!
Dye in the creek,
dye in the creek!
Carol's going viral, we're reaching the peak!
Alright y'all, battery's at two percent.
Don't forget to like and subscribe!
Carol out,
off the bridge, back to the house. (hahaha)