Low-Key Grooves

(hummmm) You left your dirty dishes in the sink again

It is fine, I didn't want to use the counter anyway

I love how you live like a guest in a hotel

Except you do not tip,

and your laundry has a distinct smell

I am so happy for you,

honestly I am

You navigate the world without a single care or plan

Must be nice, must be

so incredibly sweet To watch me sweep up all your crumbs under

my feet

Thanks for using up the last roll of toilet paper

And leaving the cardboard tube as a little paper sculpture

It is truly modern art,

a real masterpiece

I will display it next to the microwave grease

I am so happy for you,

honestly I am

You navigate the world without a single care or plan Must be

nice, must be

so incredibly sweet To watch me sweep up all your crumbs under

my feet

No, really, it is fine.

I will just do it myself. (sighhh)