Steel city uprising

Plain static PWA, no build step in sight,

tar it, scp it,

nginx:alpine in the night.

Found the camper-trip

script,

read it twice, clone the shape,

change the name — boring,

clean, precise. Port 3012's claimed,

so I climb one higher,

three-oh-one-three, free and clear on the wire.

Four things it owns and nothing else

— container, files, Caddy block,

DNS. Write the remove script first or you're a fool,

every swamp needs a drain,

that's the rule.

IdentitiesOnly, dash F NUL!

Don't you wake the 1Password ghoul!

Append with tee — don't break the mount,

the inode is the only thing that counts!

BLAICH! Eighteen to twenty-eight!

Hop it to the edge and validate! (BLAICH!)

Bash tool choked — "Can't open user config NUL",

wrong shell, wrong slash,

PowerShell's the tool. Block appended.

Valid configuration. Caddy reloaded.

Cloudflare created the station.

Attempt one: five two five.

Attempt two: five two five.

ACME's grinding out the DNS-01,

twelve times knocking and the cert's not done...

five two five... five two five...

(tick tock

tick tock) Attempt thirteen —

HTTP TWO HUNDRED! august-blaich-trip

dot unfrogettable! Leaflet

vendored,

midges

in the assets, icebear PNGs and a summit and some boots

—

IT'S UP! IT'S UP!

IT'S LIVE ON THE POND!

(IT'S UP!)

No-store on the headers 'cause Cloudflare lies,

rewrites no-cache to four hours,

no surprise.

Synced the local Caddyfile so the copy tells the truth,

git add, one short line,

no body, no proof —

"add august-blaich-trip deploy", three-seven-seven-e.

One tiny alarm bell before I go:

sw.js is sitting in the tarball...

but nothing in the index registers it at all.

No service worker, no-store on every file

— offline mode is vapour.

Check it in a while.

Four things it owns

and nothing else, run the remove script and it vanishes itself.

Container, files, Caddy block,

DNS — tear it down clean,

leave no mess. BLAICH!

BLAICH! Two hundred on thirteen!

Cleanest little lily pad the pond

has ever seen! (BLAICH!) Idempotent...

idempotent... re-run it, re-run it,

nothing moves... idempotent...