Ribbit Rave Clinic

PATIENT: Morning, doctor.

I've had this cough for about a week— DOCTOR FROG:

A WEEK?!

EEEE LAD, WHY DIDN'T YER SAY?!

PATIENT:

I literally just did.

DOCTOR: Sound.

Shirt up, la. Let's have a listen.

OHHHHHHH LAD. PATIENT: What?

DOCTOR: FROGS! GET IN HERE!

FROG

RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT WHAT'S HAPPENIN' LAAAAA

PATIENT: Why are there twelve frogs in here?

DOCTOR: Second opinion, lad.

FROG #2: Chest infection.

FROG #3: CHEST INFECTION,

BOSS! FROG #4: I SAID THAT BEFORE YOU!

DOCTOR: LADS! PROFESSIONALISM!

DOCTOR: Right.

Diagnosis confirmed...

CHEST— ALL FROGS: IN-FEC-TION!

BASS DROP:

CHEST INFECTION RIBBIT RIBBIT

CHEST INFECTION

MERSEYSIDE AMPHIBIAN MEDICINE! PATIENT:

You could've just told me.

DOCTOR: Could've, yeah.

Would've been dead boring though,

wouldn't it?

Now then—prescription!

FROGS: PRESCRIPTION! PRESCRIPTION! DOCTOR:

Amoxicillin—

FROG: BOSS! DOCTOR: Five days— FROG: SOUND!

DOCTOR: Three times daily— FROG: GO 'EAD!

PATIENT:

Can I please just have the prescription?

DOCTOR: Course yer can,

lad.

PATIENT: WHY WAS THAT NECESSARY?

DOCTOR: NHS guidelines.

FROG RIBBIT RIBBIT LIME STREET RIBBIT RIBBIT

MERSEY BEAT

FROGS ON THE 86 FROGS OUTSIDE THE CHIPPY FROGS IN THE QUEENSWAY

EVERYBODY GET HOPPY! PATIENT: Where are they all coming from?!

DOCTOR: Birkenhead, mostly. PATIENT: That's not even Liverpool.

ALL FROGS: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

DOCTOR: Careful, lad.

ALL: FROG FROG FROG FROG RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT SCOUSE FROG MEDICINE

ABSOLUTELY BIBLICAL!

PATIENT:

I came in with a cough!

DOCTOR: And now you've had

an experience. PATIENT: Are you actually GMC registered?

DOCTOR: GMC? Green Medical Croakers,

lad.

PATIENT: Oh for God's sake.

DOCTOR: See reception in six

weeks. PATIENT: Why? DOCTOR: ENCORE!

EVERY FROG IN MERSEYSIDE:

RIIIIIIIIIBBIT!