Croak and Complaint

Hang on... are you...

a newt? Nah.

I'm a frog, mate.

Ayyy, ayyy, welcome to the session Take a seat,

patient, let's get this beat rollin' Doctor's in the booth and the

booth's in the building Drop the levels,

check the vitals, we building,

we building

BP cuff on, pump it,

listen to that hiss Stethoscope down,

that's a heartbeat sample,

don't miss Cough for me one time - (cough cough) - that's

a loop right there Sampled,

chopped, screwed, running it back,

running it

back Why is my chest sound going through a filter Why's my

cough got reverb, this doesn't feel right Reflex check - bang -

that's the snare hittin' Everybody in the room say "ahh" for the

drop that's comin'

We're building, we're building

Can you feel it,

can you feel it

The diagnosis is loading,

the diagnosis is loading Just tell me what's wrong with me

Three - two - one -

BASS - DROP - IT'S A CHEST INFECTION

BASS - DROP - GOT A CHEST INFECTION Is that-

wait, WHAT? You could've just said that!

Run it back, run it back,

chest infection One more time for the people in the back -

CHEST INFECTION

Now spinning up your treatment,

scratch that prescription in Amoxicillin,

five days, don't skip a session

Can I just get a leaflet or something instead-

Pharmacy pick-up, that's the merch stand,

mate Follow-up booked, that's the encore,

that's the encore

I don't think that's how any of this is supposed to go

Why is my doctor a frog with a mixing desk

Why is this a concert,

I came in for a cough

I looked you up,

it just says "amphibian,

GMC registered"

None of this is normal,

none of this, none of this-

BASS - DROP - CHEST INFECTION

I JUST WANTED A DIAGNOSIS,

NOT A GIG Run it back,

run it back

THIS IS A DOCTOR'S OFFICE,

NOT A FESTIVAL

One more time

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CHEST INFECTION

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That's the set.

Book your follow-up at the merch stand.

Peace, love, and antibiotics.

...he's not even a newt.