Jamie’s Bum Alert

(shhh, quiet now)

Jamie's holding tight to the silver line

Whispering secrets down the wire this time

Underneath the static of the local frequency

Planning out the details for his boyfriends fantasy (oh-oh)

He's got the target locked and true

Everything he does, he does for you

(get ready)

Jamie's got a gun

And it's meant for his boyfriend's bum Yeah,

he's aiming for the sweet spot,

number one

Jamie's got a gun

And the playful games have just begun

Laughter in the hallway,

safety is released

Tension in the air has suddenly decreased Nothing but a toy with

a neon plastic glow

But they're making mischief everywhere they go (haha)

No harm, no foul,

just a late-night chase With a giant smile on every face

(running wild)

Jamie's got a gun

And it's meant for his boyfriend's bum Yeah,

he's aiming for the sweet spot,

number one

Jamie's got a gun

And the playful games have just begun

Just a toy, just a game

(yeah, just a game)

Jamie's got his target locked