Beige Flags
You set eleven alarms but sleep right through all the ringing.
Take a shower at noon and do some horrible singing.
Bite the string cheese in half,
you never pull on the thread.
Eat a dry piece of toast right in the middle of bed.
What the fuck! So bizarre
Leave the cups
In the car
Chew the ice. Stupid hair Leave your shit everywhere Cringe as hell,
I'll survive Keep this weird Fucking vibe!
(What the fuck) (Everywhere)
You leave the cabinets open,
the kitchen looks like a maze.
Pour the milk in the bowl before the cereal drops.
Wear the ugliest Crocs right to the grocery shops.
Give a name and a gender to every disgusting bug.
Dip the pizza in ranch and ruin the Persian rug.
What the fuck!
So bizarre
Leave the cups
In the car
Chew the ice. Stupid hair Leave your shit everywhere Cringe as hell,
I'll survive Keep this weird Fucking vibe!
No trauma dumping today,
no toxic shit to unpack.
You're just a massive weirdo,
and there is no turning back.
I roll my eyes to the ceiling,
I take a sip of the gin.
It isn't a red alert,
it's just the state that we're in.
What the fuck!
So bizarre
Leave the cups
In the car
Chew the ice. Stupid hair Leave your shit everywhere Cringe as hell,
I'll survive
Keep this weird Fucking vibe!
(What the fuck) (Everywhere)