Inappropriately

(hahaha!) (here we go!) I'm not a man of high society

I don't behave with much propriety

I like a pint of cider in the afternoon

And singing out a silly little tune

Sometimes I touch myself inappropriately (oh yes he does!) And I don't

care if people look at me!

(behave yourself!) With a wink

and a grin

And a bucket full of gin

Old Vicar Jones was looking quite askance

When I began my little happy dance

But life's too short for holding back the fun

So come on down and join in,

everyone!

Sometimes I touch myself inappropriately (well I never!) And I don't care

if people look at me!

(shocking!) With a wink

and a grin

And a bucket full of gin

(yee-haw!) Yes I touch myself inappropriately!

(he really does!) So raise up your glass and sing it with

glee! (cheers!)