Lord Fartquad’s Brother Blast

(pffffffffrt) My little brother

sat on the floor Playing with his toys,

ignoring the door When a tiny ruler with a giant crown Strode

right in and looked on down

Lord Fartquad let it rip,

oh no A mighty gust from a kingly foe (pffft)

Right on my brother,

a toxic breeze That brought my sibling

to his knees

He wore his red cape,

he stood so tall

Though he was barely three feet in all

He turned around with a smug little grin

And let the terrible gas begin (brrrrrt)

Why did the ruler of the swampy lands

Target my brother with no demands?

(sniff sniff) Oh the tragedy,

oh the shame

The kingdom will never be the same

Lord Fartquad let it rip,

oh no A mighty gust from a kingly foe (pffft) Right on

my brother, a toxic breeze

That brought my sibling to

his knees

He marched away on his tiny feet

Leaving behind a sulfurous defeat (pffffff)

Farewell, short king