

There's a COBOL deck on my desk that's older than my dad
The 'HELLO WORLD' mug from my mum,
the last shot I had
The PR's been sitting for three days with nobody to review
I'm chasing a bug in a language that no one under fifty
knew
She called from Padua,
said "tesoro, your grinder is a crime"
I said "the burrs are fine" — we both knew I was
lying this time
The server room hums at 18 degrees,
the frogs outside at 22
And somewhere in between the compressor noise,
the truth comes through
The pond remembers, the chip steam fades Eighty columns and a promise
made The log is the truth,
the rest
is parades The pond remembers,
the chip steam fades
There's a raccoon in Oregon who doesn't know my name
He found a bin with chips in it and that's his claim
to fame He doesn't know about the internet or GIL or free-threaded
code He just woke up this morning happy to be on this
floating rock we're on I spent the afternoon debugging a WHERE clause
that was fine The bug was in my glasses — I'd been
staring at the wrong line
The raccoon never has this problem.
He just eats and walks around.
And somewhere in the ivy,
the real frogs make their sound
(spoken, over sparse piano and pond recording)
I used to think the permanent thing was the code.
But the code rots.
The frameworks cycle. The permanent thing is showing up.
The raccoon knows this.
He doesn't call it philosophy.
He just lives it.
The pond remembers...
the chip steam fades...
The truth is not the compiler,
it's the choice to stay The pond remembers...
the chip steam fades...
(just the pond recording,
fading) A frog croaks.
Silence. 🐸