No One Bailed REMIX

Seven o'clock, figured half would flake One had work,

one was running late One said "maybe," which means no way Then

the damn door opened—everybody came Two walked in,

then another three Guy we ain't seen since twenty-three Pulled up chairs

till we blocked the way Looked around like—how'd everybody make it?

Move that table

Grab that chair Wait a fucking minute—is everybody here?

Count 'em once

Count 'em twice—

Somehow everybody made it (EVERYBODY'S HERE!) Whole damn table getting bigger by

the minute Somehow everybody made it

(EVERYBODY'S HERE!) Move another chair,

we'll find a way to fit it Nobody bailed,

nobody changed

Nobody sent that bullshit text saying "rain check" Somehow everybody made it

How the hell did everybody make it?

Eight turned nine, nine turned ten Same old stories getting told again

Food kept coming, drinks got passed Nobody checking how long it'd last

One loud laugh made the whole room turn Old inside joke nobody

else could learn Then one more face came through that door Fuck

it—move the table, make room for one more

Pass that plate

Pour that round

Everybody talking over everybody now

Who's still missing? Nobody—

Somehow everybody made it

(EVERYBODY'S HERE!)

Whole damn table getting louder by the minute

Somehow everybody made it (EVERYBODY'S HERE!) Push 'em together,

everybody's gonna fit in Nobody fought,

nobody flaked Even that motherfucker who always cancels came Somehow

everybody made it

How the hell did everybody make it?

WHO DIDN'T COME? (NOBODY!)

WHO LEFT EARLY? (NOBODY!) WHO STARTED SHIT?

(NOBODY!) Wait... what the fuck?

Somehow everybody made it (EVERYBODY'S HERE!) Whole damn room shaking underneath us

Somehow everybody made it (EVERYBODY'S HERE!)

One of those nights nobody could've planned Years go by,

somebody says, "Remember that night?"

Everybody laughs before they even say why Somehow everybody made it— (EVERYBODY

WAS THERE!)