Crab or Bot?

(beep boop beep!) Thursday night,

weekend’s almost here, I got a little plan,

and the plan is clear.

Saturday night, gonna catch some crabs,

Then I thought of Brita,

so I sent her a text on messenger.

I said, “Look at this!

This is what I caught!” I thought she’d say,

“Wow!” But that’s not what I got.

She looked at my picture,

then replied, “Hmm… I don’t know… this looks like AI!” I said,

“AI?

What do you mean?

That’s a real crab on your screen!”

She laughed and said,

“I’m just kidding!” And that’s how the whole thing started!

Is this crab AI?

Brita, tell me why!

I caught it with my own two hands,

I promise I’m not lying!

Is this crab AI?

Come see it with your eyes!

Now Brita is my AI assistant,

Analyzing crabs all night!

I asked, “Brita,

wanna come with me?”

“Saturday night, crab hunting by the sea!”

She said, “Hmm…” and started thinking,

Maybe her AI brain

was still loading! Now every time I talk to Brita,

I’ve got one special name to greet her: “Hello,

Alexa!

Hello, AI!”

She rolls her eyes and asks me,

“Why?!” (hahaha) No filter!

No Photoshop! No robot crab doing TikTok!

Just a bucket, flashlight,

you and my friends,

Looking for crabs underneath the sky!

Is this crab AI?

Brita, tell me why!

If you still don’t believe my picture,

Come catch one Saturday night!

Is this crab AI?

You can analyze! You’re officially my AI assistant— Brita,

congratulations tonight!

Brita:

“I was just kidding!”

Me: “Too late.”

You’re my AI assistant now.

(hahaha beep boop!)