better tuesdays

Tuesday, twelve-thirteen, eating lunch in the truck Got mustard on my shirt,

phone battery's fucked Open up my feed and apparently Steve Is drinking

champagne somewhere off the coast of Nice Who the hell is Steve?

I don't even know But now I'm mad at Steve and his

ridiculous boat I was enjoying my sandwich literally seconds ago Now I'm

questioning every decision I've made since twenty-four

There's always somebody somewhere

Doing Tuesday better than you (much better) I had a perfectly decent

afternoon Till somebody showed me the view

Somebody's always having

a better Tuesday (better Tuesday)

Somebody's barefoot on a yacht while I'm parked in a driveway Somebody

got upgraded, somebody flew away I was doing fucking great Till I

opened the app today Somebody's always having A better Tuesday

One girl's eating pasta overlooking Rome Some guy says “quick getaway” from

his second home A couple I don't like just bought a boat

And apparently everybody owns a fucking boat Meanwhile my coffee's rolling underneath

the seat I dropped one French fry somewhere near my feet Then

a millionaire complains he's feeling uninspired Brother,

trade me Tuesdays—I think I can get you tired

There's always a bigger swimming pool

A better seat, a better view (look at that) Somebody's Tuesday beats

his Tuesday And his probably beats mine too

Somebody's always having a better Tuesday

(better Tuesday) Somebody's ordering champagne while I'm microwaving yesterday Somebody found paradise

for four nights and five days

I was doing fucking great Till I opened the app today Somebody's

always having A better Tuesday

Wait—

Steve's looking at somebody else's jet The jet guy wants somebody else's

island The island guy's probably pissed

Some bastard has two islands (two islands?!)

Okay, this game is fucking stupid Give me my sandwich back

Somebody's always having a better Tuesday (better Tuesday)

Fine, let 'em have the yacht I'm gonna have a decent fucking

day

Turn the music up,

finish lunch, get paid Maybe Tuesday doesn't need To look impressive anyway

Somebody's always having

A better Tuesday

(not this Tuesday)