Bigfoot’s Disco Do
Bigfoot gave me the best hair-doo I've ever had
He said he got such a talent from his old grandad
He sports his own cut a custom part
With a wavey doo that's off the chart He dips and spins
as those scissors shape your fate
At the speed of light he makes your hair look great
Bigfoot cuts hair at a local salon
He even smiles when you present a coupon
He is the fastest chopper in the west
Putting the other stylist to the test
Bigfoot styles like a king
If you tip him well he will even sing
Bigfoot cuts hair at a local salon He even smiles when you
present a coupon yeah
He'll shape a Rachel even give a shag Don't ask for a
Mullet because he will gag
(No Mullet, yeah what a gag!)
Bigfoot cuts hair at a local salon
He even smiles when you present a coupon
He is the fastest chopper in the west
Putting the other stylist to the test
(No Mullet!) (He will gag,
yeah!)