Green Bean Showdown

(woooh) Basement of the Methodist church downtown

Forty Pyrex dishes sitting in a row Pastor John is trying not

to wear a frown But we all know what's about to go

down

Here comes Brenda in her denim dress With a silver spoon and

a look of steel

Green bean casserole is her success And she dares you to say

how you really feel (hahaha)

Oh, the green bean casserole is on the table tonight With the

French fried onions crispy and bright Don't you whisper a word,

don't you put up a fight Just take a big scoop and

pretend it's alright

Mrs. Higgins brought a strawberry fluff And the Deacon made a heavy

potato bake But Brenda's watching if you take enough There's only so

much a stomach can take (whew) Oh,

the green bean casserole is on the table tonight With the French

fried onions crispy and bright Don't you whisper a word,

don't you put up a fight Just take a big scoop and

pretend it's alright

Forty casseroles in a basement hall But Brenda's dish outlasts them all (hahaha)