All Eyes On Me

Get your hands up

Get on out of your seats All eyes on me,

all eyes on me Are you feeling nervous?

Are you having fun?

It's almost over, it's just begun

Don't overthink this, look in my eye Don't be scared,

don't be shy Come on in,

the water's fine

We're going to go where everybody knows

Everybody knows,

everybody, ooh We're going to go where everybody knows

Everybody knows

Get your hands up Get on out of your seat All eyes

on me, all eyes on me Ay,

come on, get your hands up Get on out of your seat

All eyes on me,

all eyes on me,

yeah

Heads down, pray for me

Heads down, now, pray for me

You wanna hear a funny story?

So, uh,

five years ago, I quit performing live comedy Because I was beginning

to have, uh, severe panic attacks while on stage Which is not

a good place to have them So I,

I quit and I didn't perform for five years And I spent

that time trying to

improve myself mentally

And you know what?

I did! I got better!

I got so much better,

in fact, that in January of 2020 i thought,

"You know what? I should start performing again

I've

been hiding from the world,

and I need to re-enter

And then, the funniest thing happened Are you feeling nervous?

Are you having fun?

It's almost over, it's just begun

Don't overthink this,

look in my eye Don't be scared,

don't be shy Come on in,

the water's fine You say the ocean's rising like I give a

hell Say the whole world's ending,

honey, it already did You're not gonna slow it,

heaven knows you tried Got it?

Good, now get inside

We're going to go

where everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows We're going to go

where everybody knows Everybody knows C'mon,

get your hands up Get on out of your seat All eyes

on me, all eyes on me Come on get your hands up

Get on out of your seats All eyes on me,

all eyes on me,

yeah Hands down, pray for me Heads down now,

pray for me I said,

get your hands up Get up,

get up I'm talking to you,

get the up All eyes on me,

all eyes on me (haha)