Big Sexy on the Range

(yee-haw!) Down at the local hardware store,

he walks in through the door In faded denim overalls,

he's what they're looking for

He isn't quite a movie star,

he's sixty-two and gray But when my mama sees him,

you can hear her softly say

Here comes Big Sexy,

the legend of the town

Morgan's got his boots on,

and he's never looking down

With a lawnmower swagger and a beer-can in his hand He's the

oldest, boldest, wildest heartbeat in the land (that's my dad!)

He's grillin' up some hot dogs with his apron on so tight

He's dispensing bad advice and telling jokes all through the night

He thinks he is a model from a fancy catalog But he

looks a little more like a sleepy hollow log

Here comes Big Sexy,

the legend of the town

Morgan's got his boots on,

and he's never looking down

With a lawnmower swagger and a beer-can in his hand He's the

oldest, boldest,

wildest heartbeat in the land (watch him go!) (woooh!)

Yeah Morgan, you're the one

Big Sexy, under the sun (hahaha,

put some pants on Dad!)