Kraken Swing Riot

(whoaoa-yeah) Heard the news from San Francisco

A shadow fell across the bay

Something climbed out of the water

And swept the Golden Gate away

(oh no!)

Oh, a giant Kraken came ashore

And crushed the Golden State!

Yeah, a giant Kraken made it roar

And sealed the coast's final fate! (hahaha!)

Down in Hollywood the stars are shaking

The beast is stepping on the strip

With thirty arms it grabbed the valley

And gave the hills a mighty flip (whoosh!)

(go, go, go!) Oh,

a giant Kraken came ashore

And crushed the Golden State!

Yeah, a giant Kraken made it roar

And sealed the coast's final fate! (yeah!)

Goodbye West Coast, see you later (bye-bye!)