Misfit Menace

Yeah, turn my headphones down.

No, turn them up.

Actually, turn them off.

Nah, let's go!

I'm so polite, I wipe my boots before I kick your door

in (sorry!)

Then steal your family picture frame and replace it with a drawing

Of a dinosaur—no, wait,

that bar was kinda boring

Let's restart the track,

my brain is currently malfunctioning (beep boop!) Okay,

I'm back, my loose screw is rattling Infecting the whole venue with

this toxic babbling! Shut your mouth,

nobody asked you!

(nobody!) We don't care,

we're gonna bypass you!

(get out the way!) Raise your fist,

scream it out, make a scene This is the meanest,

ugliest track you've ever seen!

My therapist said I need a brand-new hobby (he did!) So I

built a miniature volcano in the lobby Out of baking soda,

vinegar and pure spite (whoops!) I'm a menace under fluorescent ceiling light

Wait, did I leave the stove on?

Probably.

Never mind, let's keep running this comedy!

Shut your mouth, nobody asked you!

(nobody!) We don't care,

we're gonna bypass you!

(get out the way!) Raise your fist,

scream it out, make a scene This is the meanest,

ugliest track you've ever seen!

Now watch me accelerate,

disintegrate, eliminate the debate I'm spitting venom at a rate that makes

your ears evaporate A hyperactive,

highly toxic, microscopic primate Who stole the keys to the zoo and

locked the gate! ...I actually just wanted some peanuts.