Snarling Disclaimer
(Wait, is the mic
on? Yeah. Cool.)
(Sorry! I'm so incredibly sorry!) My lawyer told me write a public
letter of regret I told him I would rather drink a bucket
of sweat! (disgusting!) I'm a toxic catastrophic systematic piece of trash (Facts!)
I will borrow twenty dollars then I'll sprint away with cash I
insulted your grandmother, then I giggled at her rash (Whoops,
sorry. That was too mean.
Restart.) Let me take it back,
I'm trying to be better,
trying to mend But I stole your laptop,
sold it to your brand-new boyfriend!
My behavior is erratic,
fully cinematic static I'm a lunatic dramatic hiding secrets in your attic!
My bad! My bad!
I'm a certified jerk!
(A jerk!) My bad!
My bad! And my brain doesn't work!
(It's fried!) I'm sorry that I ruined every single thing you had!
But I'm really not that sorry,
so my bad, my bad! (hahaha!)
I attempted therapy but she began to weep and cry (She did!)
I told her that her haircut made her look like Bill Nye
She suggested some prescription,
I suggested she should die
(Whoa, okay, I can't say that on the album.
Let me rewrite.)
I suggested she should try...
to go bake a apple pie!
(Much better.) I'm a menace with a pen,
I am a villain in a den I'm about to ruin dinner
for your family again!
My bad! My bad!
I'm a certified jerk!
(So bad!)
My bad! My bad!
And my brain doesn't work!
(No brain!) I'm sorry that I ruined every single thing you had!
But I'm really not that sorry,
so my bad, my bad!
(deal with it!)
I'm the terrible, unbearable,
a lyrical medical hazard I'm dramatic with the static and I'm causing
a disaster I'm a master of the malice,
drinking poison from a chalice I will steal your favorite palace just
to paint it like a phallus!
(Wait, what?) I'm a criminal,
subliminal, a clinical, satirical,
hysterical, umbilical (Stop saying words ending in 'ical'!) No!
I'm an obstacle, astronomical,
comical, tropical!
Actually, the tropical part was a lie.
I burn easily in the sun.
(Oof, pasty.)
(So, we good? We're good,
right?) (Shake hands? No?)
(My bad.)