Butter Slide Anthem

Yo… Pass me the bread… And bring the BUTTER.

Butter so slick, it slides off the plate,

Put it on my toast and I know it’s first-rate!

Cold little cube, then it starts to melt,

One bite of that bread and I know how I felt!

BUTTER! BUTTER!

Look how it glides,

Slippin’ and slidin’ from side to side!

Creamy, tasty, golden and smooth,

Butter on bread? THAT’S THE MOVE! (yeah!)

I grab that butter and spread it around,

Till every little piece of bread is browned!

No jam, no jelly,

nothing else needed, Butter by itself?

Absolutely undefeated! Slick like a skating rink,

Tasty before you even think!

Melted, creamy, cold or warm,

Butter’s bringing flavor like a thunderstorm!

BUTTER! BUTTER! LET IT SLIDE!

Put it on the bread and take it for a ride!

Golden goodness, smooth and sweet,

Butter makes the bread complete!

(oh yeah!) Butter on my bread…

Butter in my head… Butter so good… I’M NEVER GOING TO BED! (ooh-ahh!)