

(yo, who left the freezer open?) (ahahaha,
man...)
I'm three drinks deep but the glass is oversized Staring at the
ceiling trying to keep my vision aligned (where'd my left shoe go?)
Somebody's baking cookies but they left 'em on the burner I'm talking
to a coat rack,
a heavy-learning earner Now I'm sliding down the hallway like a penguin
on the ice With a pocket full of loose change,
rolling loaded dice
We ain't leaving 'til the floorboards break
(no way!) We got cookies that we didn't even bake
(yep!) Music loud enough to make the plaster shake
We ain't leaving 'til the morning,
that's a bet we gonna make
(let's go!)
My cousin's on the sofa talking politics to plants
(they agree with him)
I'm trying to remember how to do the robot dance
But my knees are like cooked spaghetti,
slipping on the rug Drinking warm soda from a chipped-up ceramic mug
(tastes like...
copper?) Got a pocket full of lint,
got a mind full of fog But I'm moving like a champion,
running with the dog
We ain't leaving 'til the floorboards break
(no way!) We got cookies that we didn't even bake
(yep!) Music loud enough to make the plaster shake
We ain't leaving 'til the morning,
that's a bet we gonna make
(let's go!)
Sun is coming up but the bass is still low
(look at that orange sky,
man) Everyone is wrecked but we ready for the show
My voice sounds dusty,
my sneakers are gone But I'm pouring more juice out onto the
lawn (for the grass,
you know?) We can do this all day,
we can start it back up Just put another ice cube inside
of my cup
(man, whose keys are these?) (we should make breakfast...)
(yeah... breakfast...)