Scumbag Symphony

My bad. Seriously, my bad.

(Yeah right) I didn't mean to set the kitchen on fire.

(He did!) Let's just restart,

okay?

Yeah!

I'm incredibly sorry for the things that I uttered When I threw

the lawnmower right into your gutter (Oops!) Wait,

that wasn't me, that was actually my cousin Who looks like me

but behaves like a dozen Unmedicated raccoons on a sugar rush.

Ah, my mistake, keep it on the hush!

(Liar!) I'll pay for the damage if you take a check From

a bank in Siberia that doesn't exist yet!

I am sorry, okay?

I am sorry! (Shut up!) Go ahead and tell your auntie Laurie!

(She hates you!) I'm a disaster,

a walking catastrophe So blame it on my terrible anatomy!

Yeah, blame it on that!

Actually, wait, hold on.

Let me restart that bar.

I apologize for wrecking your brand new car I thought the garage

door was a portal to space And I wanted to see the

look on your face!

(What?) Okay, that sounds terrible,

I apologize deeply I'll buy you a bicycle,

I can get them quite cheaply From a guy down the alley

who doesn't use keys Just ignore the spray paint and the smell

of old cheese!

I am sorry, okay?

I am sorry! (Shut up!) Go ahead and tell your auntie Laurie!

(She hates you!) I'm a disaster,

a walking catastrophe So blame it on my terrible anatomy!

Yeah, blame it on that!

Now I'm accelerating, escalating,

never hesitating Apologizing daily while your anger is vibrating I'm a menace,

I'm a hazard, I'm a absolute disaster Disappearing down the highway getting

faster, faster, faster I stole your cat,

I broke your plate,

I ruined your entire state And now I think it's getting late,

let's clean the slate and celebrate!

...By the way, can I borrow twenty bucks?