Crown and Choruses

(hm-hm-hm) (la-di-da) I wore the heavy velvet cape Though it makes me sweat and

itch

I stood straight for the portraitist And didn't even twitch

Oh, Father, look at me now (look at me!) I'm bowing just

the way you taught me how!

I conquered half a village,

though they didn't want to fight

Just to show you I can get the royal business right!

I read the heavy ancient books On tax and land decree

Though frankly, sire, the Latin words Are absolute Greek to me! (hahaha)

Are you proud yet,

Father? (are you?) I wore the crown,

it gave me a rash

I rode the white horse,

we had a small crash But I did it all for you!

Oh, Father, look at me now (please look!) I'm bowing just the

way you taught me how!

I conquered half a village,

though they didn't want to fight

Just to show you I can get the royal business right!

Did you see me,

Dad? (hello?) Oh, he's fallen asleep on the throne again. (ahhhh)