Nails and Stories

Need a box of six-penny nails And a gallon of that sky-blue

paint I'll tell you why your garden fails And why your cousin's

acting like a saint (hahaha)

Old Tommy wants to build a deck

To hide the patch he didn't mow

I told him he should check his check

Before he lets that mortgage grow (oh honey)

I keep the ledger clean and neat

From copper wire to bags of lime

Every secret on Main Street Passes through here one wrench at a

time I'm the queen of aisle four and five

Where the rhinestones meet the galvanized steel

Keeping this whole small town alive With a handshake and a bargain

deal

No extra charge for my advice

But you better pay for your screws and your vice! (woo!)

Miss Miller bought a deadbolt lock

To keep her nosey sister out

I told her that'll only mock

What everyone already talks about

(hahaha) I'm the queen of aisle four and five

Where the rhinestones meet the galvanized steel

Keeping this whole small town alive

With a handshake and a bargain deal No extra charge for my

advice But you better pay for your screws and your vice!

Yeah the queen of the hardware store! (ahahaha)